Update: for all you people saying it's my fault because I was naked are assuming, I wasn't naked I had pj shorts and a T-shirt on!! However, unless a license is purchased, content cannot be used in any final materials or any publicly available materials.
In response, I just simply took the milk out of my refrigerator and poured it all over him.
An edited transcript of the chat is below.
She is so drunk she ends up passed out on the floor in the hallway at the hotel with no room key.