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Events culminate when the rival warlords get overthrown and our two ultimate warriors lock swords.
Some areas of the stronghold looked like they were made of styrofoam or plastic, but most were alright.
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He is the villain of the piece.
Anthony De Longis did both the stunts and the sword fights.
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